In Vino Veritas
|Name:||Dionysos - god of wine, vegetation and festivity|
|Website:||An excellent vintage|
I am the Lorax. I speak for the trees.
And the ivy and the shrubbery and the thorn bushes and the itty bitty little pansies with their lovely faces. I speak for all of them. Because they don't have mouths, really. Not even the pansies. They have mustaches, you can see it when you look a them. Two little eyes and a big bushy mustache, but no mouths. So I speak for them and they say...
Well not much that's printable, really. Bit of a potty mouth on those pansies, despite a lack of said mouth. But the general idea is they would like it very much if you'd stop building roads on top of them, and the trees don't want to be cut down either. How would you like it if somebody hacked at you with a chainsaw? I think there may be a movie about that, actually.
Look, I'm the god of Wine, Vegetation, Frenzy, Madness, Drunkenness and Theater, so your choices are a bit limited on conversational topics. We can either discuss the latest episode of The Price Is Right , the depletion of the rainforests, or I can send you mad. Before you say no to that last one, I should mention it can be quite a lot of fun in the right company.
Or we can just get drunk. Shall I get the wine?
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